shouldnt:

They really need to make capri sun packs bigger.  I’m not fucking 7 anymore.  I am a grown man.  All I’m saying is that sometimes 6.5 fl. oz. just doesn’t cut it. 

(via little--tea)

urtotallynotpunkrock:

things i like:

  • reading
  • learning

things i do not like:

  • reading for a grade
  • learning for a grade

so basically school ruins my motivation for things

(via awjoffrey)

chocolatemew:

IN THE FLESH IS AMAZING EVERYONE SHOULD GO WATCH IT ALSO IM CRYING SO HARD IM ON THE LAST EPISODE AND THEY ARENT ALLOWED TO DO THAT

(via thefirst-risen)

fandom-fairytales:

bikegender:

captashley:

dagger-kitsune:

baelor:

OK SOME REALLY SERIOUS SHIT IS HAPPENING IN NORTH KOREA
According to South Korean newspapers, last week the North Korean government PUBLICLY EXECUTED 80 people in 7 cities for watching South Korean/Western shows, movies, and videos, “pornography,” or possessing a Bible.
Apparently people’s attitudes and conformance are changing SO THIS IS HOW THE GOVERNMENT IS TRYING TO SUPPRESS DISOBEDIENCE
They allegedly herded 10,000 innocent civilians into a stadium where they were FORCED TO WATCH THE EXECUTIONS BY MACHINE GUN FIRE
THIS IS HONESTLY SOME HUNGER GAMES SHIT HAPPENING IN REAL LIFE RIGHT NOW
some of the more reputable sources: x, x

Other sources: The Sydney Morning Herald    The Los Angeles Times

oh my god

striking out the last comment because it is very offensive and inappropriate 
people are dying don’t compare this to some shitty fiction novel

NOW people are paying attention to how horrid North Korea is??

fandom-fairytales:

bikegender:

captashley:

dagger-kitsune:

baelor:

OK SOME REALLY SERIOUS SHIT IS HAPPENING IN NORTH KOREA

According to South Korean newspapers, last week the North Korean government PUBLICLY EXECUTED 80 people in 7 cities for watching South Korean/Western shows, movies, and videos, “pornography,” or possessing a Bible.

Apparently people’s attitudes and conformance are changing SO THIS IS HOW THE GOVERNMENT IS TRYING TO SUPPRESS DISOBEDIENCE

They allegedly herded 10,000 innocent civilians into a stadium where they were FORCED TO WATCH THE EXECUTIONS BY MACHINE GUN FIRE

THIS IS HONESTLY SOME HUNGER GAMES SHIT HAPPENING IN REAL LIFE RIGHT NOW

some of the more reputable sources: x, x

Other sources: The Sydney Morning Herald    The Los Angeles Times

oh my god

striking out the last comment because it is very offensive and inappropriate 

people are dying don’t compare this to some shitty fiction novel

NOW people are paying attention to how horrid North Korea is??

mylifeasqueenb:

I laugh every time

(Source: lynananananabatlam, via little--tea)

opewinston:

toxsic:

pard-on-my-hard-on:

kingerock288:

lupercos:

(yelling) gay (normal voice) lesbian (muttering) bi….. sexual……. (confused whispering) tr…………… tran…….. trans…………..ss…………………………… (booming voice in the background) STRAIGHT  ALLIES

This sums up representation of LGBT pretty damn well

(sign language) pansexual (morse code beeps) asexual

(Ancient language of the elder gods) Nonbinary

(smoke signals) aromantic 

(via kittens-covered-in-spikes)

serketjerk:

is it acceptable to talk about homestuck on the first date

(Source: serkets, via fandom-fairytales)

lesmiserablephantom:


WOW KATNISS THATS DEEP

lesmiserablephantom:

WOW KATNISS THATS DEEP

(Source: p0ltergeist, via little--tea)

safetytank:

i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE

safetytank:

i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE

(Source: hashitaka, via captain-mindfang)

cloveremoji:

forceofnaturenauti:

ptyrx:

Lmaooooooo truuuuuuu

Too true lmfao

literally so fucking done with girls being judged for this sort of shit. you know what? leggings are fucking comfortable. so are sweaters. these outfits are warm as fuck and while ur over there shivering in ur fucking fedora and nike shirts and white tacky socks ill be wearing my sweater n leggings n boots n scarf with pride. fuck this shaming girls for their outfit choices. this is literally a perfectly normal outfit choice, fuck anyone who says anything else

cloveremoji:

forceofnaturenauti:

ptyrx:

Lmaooooooo truuuuuuu

Too true lmfao

literally so fucking done with girls being judged for this sort of shit. you know what? leggings are fucking comfortable. so are sweaters. these outfits are warm as fuck and while ur over there shivering in ur fucking fedora and nike shirts and white tacky socks ill be wearing my sweater n leggings n boots n scarf with pride. fuck this shaming girls for their outfit choices. this is literally a perfectly normal outfit choice, fuck anyone who says anything else

(Source: thefakeoriginal, via little--tea)

subjectnumber32:

outerlabia:

fpti:

earlygr4ves:

i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

jesus christ

they’re calling to mother for food

F  E  E  D

subjectnumber32:

outerlabia:

fpti:

earlygr4ves:

i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

jesus christ

they’re calling to mother for food

F  E  E  D

(via baekhyunpancakes)

1929nt2:

pulpfanfiction:

thathomestar:

jadethemerman:

did he give her 2 thumbs up?



christ putin

no but my fave part of this is the writing on her back says “go sit on a dick Putin”

1929nt2:

pulpfanfiction:

thathomestar:

jadethemerman:

did he give her 2 thumbs up?

image

christ putin

no but my fave part of this is the writing on her back says “go sit on a dick Putin”

(Source: misterjakes, via sherlocklexa)

wigmund:

letshearitfortheuniverse:

purplepandapudgemiz:

chibisokka:

reshiham:

canuckistanicefront:

reshiham:

Someone actually fucking did the math for this

assuming shes average height. her boobs appear to be about 1/3 her torso and average torso of a female being 22.6” her boobs are about 7.5” long. a foot is 12 inches. theyre moving at 5,600ft aka 67200 inches a second. her boobs are flopping 8960 times a second.

I didn’t think this could get better, but it did.

8960 flops per second would result in the shockwaves from her breasts emitting an 8960 Hz tone, which is actually a very shrill noise within the range of human hearing. You can enter 8960 into this website to hear an audio sample of what her breast-tone would approximately sound like

YES IT DID GET BETTER

Did all of you major in boob math

I played that tone and my cats instantly became terrified.

Her boobs terrify animals.

(Source: greatjaggi, via sherlocklexa)

africant:

Chel’s body appreciation post

(via sherlocklexa)