aristocraticbunnies:

help I woke up as an anime

aristocraticbunnies:

help I woke up as an anime

(via whostuck123)

quasi-normalcy:

harrypottersmum:

Remember when Snape made fun of the size of a teenage girls teeth and she subsequently chose to change them so they were permanently smaller? What a hero. 

Remember when Snape abused a thirteen year-old student (whose parents hand been tortured to the point that they didn’t even recognize him) so much that he was more afraid of him than he was of anything else in the world? Bravest man I’ve ever known.

(Source: harrypottersdeadparents, via whostuck123)

ggaga:

     ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)                                    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)       

                   ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)                 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)               ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)        all around me are familiar faces

                 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)                                 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

                                    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)                                  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(via slomps)

euthanizeallwhitepeople:

tamarussia:

shadygrifter:

pandicksatthedisco:

dremoranightmares:

oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao

SOMEONE EXPLAIN???

y’all’d’ve is a triple contraction, which breaking it down is “you all would have”compare to: “you + all” -> “y’all”"you + would" -> "you’d"and" you + have" -> "you’ve"

im sorry people learning english

Fuck this language

euthanizeallwhitepeople:

tamarussia:

shadygrifter:

pandicksatthedisco:

dremoranightmares:

oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao

SOMEONE EXPLAIN???

y’all’d’ve is a triple contraction, which breaking it down is “you all would have”
compare to:
“you + all” -> “y’all”
"you + would" -> "you’d"
and
" you + have" -> "you’ve"

im sorry people learning english

Fuck this language

(Source: dntdodrugs, via whostuck123)

mr-mononucleosis:

lunalovegouda:

The intro cards for Futurama have always been one of my favorite parts of the show because people always talk about the old Simpson’s couch gag but this is just pure gold… I mean-

It goes from everything from 

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and then they made fun of how much everyone reacted to the the infamous ‘dead dog episode’ that I cried about…

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And then one time when the show got canceled…

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and then when it came back..

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you’re missing my favorite one though

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(via whostuck123)

susemoji:

where do these white dads come from

(Source: vinebox, via whostuck123)

(Source: memewhore, via slomps)

surprisebitch:

when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies

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(Source: surprisebitch, via slomps)

disowns:

i wish i had friends i could just call up at like 2am and be like “lets chill or go for a walk” and they would do it

(Source: disowns, via slomps)

disowns:

i fucking hate how i get attached so easily like i don’t understand. i meet someone new, find interest and BAM it’s like i can’t stop thinking about it. this needs to fucking stop

(Source: disowns, via slomps)

stains:

this is my sisters contacts

(Source: 2cc48a, via egberts)

"

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy

because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless

and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.

"

— Robin Williams  (via taurielsilvan)

(Source: skateeofmind, via egberts)

disowns:

honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass move i’d rather hear it from you than be ignored 99% of the fucking time.

(Source: disowns, via slomps)

skeeterdayz:

when yo friend is considering watchin yo favorite show

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(Source: voluminati, via egberts)